WOMEN. TELL. ALL. - THE RECAP

HERE WE GO LADIES AND GENTS: LET YOUR HAIR DOWN, ITS ABOUT TO GET WILD.

HAIR STYLES WILL CHANGE, GIRLS THAT NEVER TALKED WILL TALK, EVERYONE WILL CRY, KELSEY WILL STILL BE CRAZY. 

THE ONE, THE ONLY: 

WOMEN TELL ALL 



First of all, crashing bachelor viewer parties...why can't this happen to me!? And like wait you're all surprised? But you're wearing cowboy hats and plaid with full makeup with an entire house of corn themed props?! CALL ME CRAZY, but I'm calling bullshit. If they came to see me, they would be like, aw, who is this poor homeless girl on the couch drinking wine straight out of the bottle? Either that, or it would be exactly like the whiskey house. #lol at chugging the whiskey on national TV after straddling Chris and screaming. PROPS.

Ok so Britt is in the "hot seat" first. 

I have to say, Carly was totally mean girling Britt at the end there. Britt is right to be upset about how she treated her. Do I think she manipulated Chris? Sure. But she probably didn't even mean to, I think she might be so positive that everyone else thinks she's fake but maybe she's not? I DON'T KNOW!!!

Carly backpedaling on what she said is just making it worse. Do I sense a little regret???

Kelsey creepily slides into in the hot seat second. 



Still...Kelsey is condescendingly talking to the girls?? I mean Kelsey have you learned nothing? And Mackenzie has been silent the entire time, but for some reason the camera keeps panning to her looking like a zombie. This whole thing is creepy at this moment. Kelsey - ENOUGH WITH THE SNIFFLES. YOU ARE SLOWLY KILLING ME. If your going to fake cry at least spare us the fake sniffles and don't use the hosts silk pocket square to blow your nose. Pretty sure he gave that to you for tears, Kelsey, not to blow your nose into. 

"CAN I SAY SOMETHING TOTALLY IRRELEVANT THAT NO ONE WILL CARE ABOUT BECAUSE I DIDNT GET ENOUGH AIR TIME AND NOW IS MY ONLY CHANCE AT ANYONE REMEMBERING ME?" - Trina, or Tandra, not sure.

"No." - Chris Harrison 

Ashley S has not cleared anything up for me. She still seems completely insane but also awesome? 

"While all of them were getting upset and crying, I was outside picking pomegranates" 

TOUCHÉ, ASH. 

Maybe Ashley is the most real person out there.



Also is she going to be on BIP or not??? Someone help a sister out. 

Now it's about to get serious. 

Jade...Ugh. The earrings, the make-up. I'm sorry. I love Jade, but her look is killing me. I can't even find a pic to post. What is with the return of the glitter eyeshadow this season??? She has the sweetest voice ever and I really think she got her heart broken and now I'm sad. Ugh. Thanks a lot, Chris. 

Kaitlyn. I feel bad for her. Ugh. At least she keeps it real. And she is the only one (yes, on earth) that can rock a skin tight white crop top and pencil skirt on national TV. YOU GO, GIRL. 


 Fierce.

BRING OUT CHRIS SOULES WILL YOU, CHRIS HARRISON!?

LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD, IT'S 9:36! It's past my bedtime! (Sadly I'm not kidding)

  So wait Chris just told Britt he would have never made the decision based on Carly only...I mean...true, I'm glad he said that, and also Britt, enough with the fake crying. Were over it.


Ok so Chris talking to Kaitlyn about her rose ceremony elimination...you were "wavering" on what you were going to do, Chris? We know you were going to send Becca home until she said she was in love with you...DUH.

Convo with Jade was sad but I think maybe he clarified for her and made her feel better? I mean I get why she's upset about the awkward comment and the disturbing comment...sigh. 

Ok so that's prettymuch it. I was pleasantly surprised by Chris' ability to answer all these questions and I think he did a really good job?! You go, prince farming.

AHH I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT MONDAY!

Wait, Chris Harrison wrote a book, and it's COMING OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY!? SOMEONE SEND THIS TO ME. 

Sorry I've been really overly excitable for this episode...I can't help it. 

Comment below with what you think will happen next week! Whit or Becca? My money's on Whit! And ... Who do you think will be the next bachelorette? Kaitlyn?

Thanks for reading!


2 comments:

  1. Hi! :) Awesome recap... You're hilarious! Love it. Right on point! I agree with you. I'm over Britt, she totally lost me! I love Kaitlyn, she's gorgeous. I also think he will pick Whit. :)

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    1. Hi Rosario! LOL thank you! I agree, Kaitlyn has my heart! I hope she's the next bachelorette. I can't wait for Monday!

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